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Mankind descended from civilization of Atlanteans in the Arctic

Following the latest scientific achievements, scientists began to unravel the longstanding mystery of the origins of our civilization. The discoveries in the field of geology and paleontology, and the on-site study of folklore of various peoples helped scientists to locate (with a high degree of probability) not only the primordial mother country of today’s human race but the original motherland of our ancestors, the Aryans, which were to be referred later to as the Russes (...).

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